It's the Economy, Stupid!

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. The two men have had influence with policy makers and businesses, and the award will benefit their already prestigious careers. When asked if they had any ideas about how to fix America's poor economy one of the men said "We have no fucking idea." The other said "Jesus couldn't fix the American economy! But, who cares, we just got awarded a million dollars!" They then high-fived and chest-bumped each other.