Tuesday, June 19, 2012
City of Parking Tickets
So, it's dreaded Street-Sweeping day. Had to move my car by 10am. I woke up at 10:20, leaped out of bed, put on some sweatpants and grabbed my keys and ran out to my car, barefoot, shirtless, messy bed hair. No ticket! Thank God!
Finally my luck is starting to change!
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Oh, I Could Just Kill a Man!
Why do I have to do laundry today?! I am gonna hunt down and kill the muhhafuggah that invented laundry!
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