Monday, November 21, 2011

Sex Theory #1

My why-straight-men-get-so-turned-on-by-two-women-kissing/having sex theory:
1. When it's a man and a woman it may be too romantic, and we're only interested in watching the woman. And that cuts down considerably on the Hotness-Factor
2. When it's two women, it gives us twice as much to look at, and we can relate to what both women are experiencing.
Conclusion: It's more to look at, more to relate to and higher overall on the Hotness-Factor...and perversion...and kinkiness...meter.
Don't blame me, ladies, you know how men are about sex. The more the better, even if we're not participating.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Prison Hotties!!!

I was googling a stylist named Cynthia Ramos. She worked for Chaz Dean Studio in Hollywood, but I came across this page called (gulp) 'cowtown', where a pic of a topless woman with a description saying "I've been here for 2 1/2 years..." Uh...she was in prison and looking for love. She was doing 2-5 years for a probation violation and possession of a firearm!!! Prison Hotties! Ahahaha Holy shit!
Uh...I found the wrong Cynthia Ramos! Ahhahahaha!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Mickey-D's I'm Lovin' It!!!

McRibb is Back! Can't wait to sink my teeth into that pig tripe, heart, scalded stomach and the 33 other ingredients in the "meat", shaped to look like, uh....ribs.
And the bun, which includes ammonium sulfate, polysorbate 80, calcium sulfate, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, and azodicarbonamide, "a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats the and soles of shoes."!!! Mmmm I'm lovin' it! (barff!!!)