The Doritos King is Dead. Long Live the Doritos King!

The man that invented Doritos has passed away in Texas. He was 97. His family said they will turn a bag of the corn chips over, and pour some out for the homie before he is covered in dirt. That's gangster love, right there.

Bank of America

Bank of America continues with home foreclosures, even as it prepares to lay off 30,000 employees. A pack of 7 coyotes that are living in a burned out house in North Glendale, CA. received a notice of eviction and given 30 day to vacate the premises or be removed by force. A Bank of America representative said, "We don't care if they are coyotes they still have to make their mortgage payment every month just like everyone else."

Yes, We're Ready!

At 5pm tonight the Dead Season (barfball) ends and the Real Season (Football) begins. And God said unto them "Let them play". And a great moment of triumph and jubilation washed over working-class men.